- Defense secretary said paintball guns could be used to defend Gibraltar
- Theresa May's draft speech was full of lies about the conduct of the Welsh Assembly referendum, so she changed it and hoped nobody
- A minister was snapped coming out of a Cabinet briefing with a document marked "No food. No channel tunnel." The staging suggests it was likely deliberate.
- Government announced Brits in EU27 have to hurry to convert their drivers licenses before 29 March, because in case of no deal they may have to take their test all over again
Think that's it, but Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving, so I may have missed some.