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I honestly cannot stop laughing. thefederalist.com/2019/01/17/tru…
If you think the troops are let down by this canceled trip from the Dems, I don’t think I can help you.
My day is ruined because I don’t get to see Pelosi. -No troop ever.

Don’t believe the media
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Sticks and stones may break my bones but smirks will DEVASTATE me.

Question, did you write that Gillette commercial?
Honestly, the wife loves my smirk. Why all the hate?

Ohhh, self hating, virtue signaling white person.
Imma use my weaponized smirk to destroy evil doers.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
When my dad developed signs of dementia I would go sit with him to give mom a break.

One time he wouldn’t talk to me and when mom got back he pointed at me and whispered to her “who’s that man?”

I had more emotions run through me than ever. /1
It was the only time he didn’t and I’m thankful.

I studied up on dementia and learned quite a bit. I would go over and treat him like my best friend ( he was, btw ). I would just sit and basically interview him and listen. /2
Why am I talking about this? I don’t know....

He couldn’t shave anymore and I’m the best in our family. I would put a hot towel on his face and shave him like he taught me.

It was our special thing. He couldn’t wait for me to come over. /3
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
If you’re not laughing on Twitter dot com today, you’re doing it wrong.
You know Trump planned this and I love every second of it.

This ALMOST tops hamburger night at the White House.
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