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fellas, only 3 weeks to Valentine's Day. time to tell your work crush an elaborate fake story of what you got your last girlfriend
your work crush is probably chilling right now. thinking she'll be happy with a simple dinner at home. perhaps a scented candle

gotta ENLARGE THOSE EXPECTATIONS, lads
"yeah i know Valentine's day is a cheesy holiday but you know for me it was just another chance to do something cute for my girl. nah nothing BIG like that....

i took her to her favourite restaurant and gave her a $300 Sephora gift card..chump change..."
"why, what do you have planned with your boyfriend? James or John or whatever his name is"
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