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the immigration agent at JFK just saw that i work for buzzfeed and just grilled me for 10 minutes about the cohen story which was fun given he gets to decide whether to let me back into the country
he was 100% convinced mueller had personally given a press conference calling us fake news and i had to politely assure him that didn’t happen while also not wanting to piss him off any further
the funny part was he first said “oh BuzzFeed, you guys have had a rough time of late, huh” and at first i was like ty for showing so much concern about the layoffs, my good sir
anyway there were literally dozens of people waiting and i shit you not he was about to google the mueller response to see if it was televised or at least grill me about it
he did ask me repeatedly what if anything the mueller inquiry has done and when i told him about the dozens of charges he said “but no collusion” and i said that’s true but pointed out that like a dozen russians had also been charged with meddling. he was nonplussed about that.
anyway he was not a fan of joy behar, who somehow also came up.
all in all, 0/10 would not recommend
funny thing is that the guy in london last week was so nice and i’m so used to UK agents being so terrible. he jokingly asked me what i thought of trump. i said he keeps me busy, and he said “that’s a very diplomatic answer, like i’m supposed to give about brexit.”
anyway i did eventually get let in so suck it nerds you’re stuck with me still
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