Thread by @ThaPanashe

ZUVA RATAKAENDA KUNORASA MARARA.

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One evening mom's yakasvika paden yaka charger.
Me and my bro Ras takachilla hedu muroom umwe pa laptop umwe pa phone tichirowa ma shrooms paye.

It was our first time trying acho anokuitisa high aye
Minding our own business tichidya mbichana mbichana

What we didn't know was that this chilled day was going to be one of the craziest and scariest of our lives.

Mom's yakasvika nekungotenderera paden checking kuti pakachena here, wanike ma bin akazara haana kunoraswa

Now to those who know ka life mu ghetto.
Team riye ma garbage collectors havauye zvekumhanya.

They sometimes go for two months or even more vasingauye.

Kusaizana kauku, vanoda tirasirepi???

You know how our parents are.
If they own the house they do what they want.

Mom's yakasviko pinda mu room by force takazorora ikati

"Imi vakomana imi,pamba mamboona zvapakaita, Moda kuti pacheneswe Nani.
Kasikai endai morasa marara uko"

Me and my bro hatina kuita nharo otherwise taigona kungopihwa mambama.

So me and Ras decided to wait it out and later go kuzvi 10pm vanhu varara.

Cz you can't really go kunorasa marara kwakachena cz people will complain or you might be unlucky and see team re EMA

10pm yakakwana and we took bhara redu tikaisa marara then we took off.

We went kunorasa kuchi area which was behind a carpark, kwaive safe cz noone really went there.

We walked hedu cracking jokes zvinhu zvichifaya paye.

We arrived at the poshto and I was holding bhara whilst bro achirasa marara.

We then stopped when we heard a voice say.

" Imi vapfana imi mukuitei ipapo,hamus makujairira here"

We didn't know where this voice came from ,it freaked us out but we continued.

Now this is where it all gets crazy and scary.

Ras vakatemwa ne chisadza vakati dhi kudonha.

I was shocked kushaya kuti chabvepi, went to help Ras get up and whilst we were down that's when we saw it ladies and gentlemen.

We saw one guy coming towards us .
We froze .
After a few steps we saw another guy kuita kunge abva pane the first guy.

Tikati ndiyo Illuminati kaiyi.

We bolted paye kutiza ,I had to take bhara redu with me cz paden ndaisviko tambidzwa tunhu twangu if I had left it😂

Ndini uyo ndakabata bhara ,Ras vatove kumberi vandisiya apa ndakudedzera

"Ndimiriroo Ras ndofa ndega here"

I could hear the footsteps behind me getting closer paye and I looked back to see kuti vasvika papi"

I turned around and didn't see a thing , suddenly bhara riye rakatanga kurema

In my mind I was like wtf is going on.

I looked ku front and behold one of the niggas was sitted mu bhara achizhinya looking at me.

I Lost it...and I went blank paye I collapsed.

After some time I was woken up nemambama.
As this time I had thought that Ras had made it home but I was surprised when I saw him sitted next to me.

"Ko Ras chii chaitika, thought wasvika paden taura tinzwe"

Turns out Ras vakatemwa futi ne sadza vakadonha.
Mdara vaive weak ava

So these two people had held us captive manje vachidedzera varikuda kuti tiende ku south Africa izvezvi, we were just innocent bystanders hedu and we were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

I had no clue how they were going to take us there.
I'm sure chisero gang chete

I startd to think of all the days I missed going to church & all the times I didn't pray for my food

Apo Ras varipaside vachingochema vachidedzera

"Mdara bby rangu richasara richikwirwa"

Aikazve,mfana akakwana here uyu,how can he think of such at a time like this

Ras, let's pray izvezvi,let's pray mwana wamai.

Ndini uyo, kufunga denga munguva yakaoma kudai.

We started praying paye ,ndichikanda tuma song twe church apa Ras varipaside side vachirova ndimi.

Me - Ndimi? Mfana Haas kuita blasphemy here uyu . I asked myself nechemumoyo.

This was no time to judge ladies and Gentlemen.all we wanted was to get the hell out of this situation.

Whilst we were doing all this , team riye we chanting some weird words paye and we noticed bhara redu richienda mudenga.

These niggas wanted us to fly nebhara kubaya joza.

We were tied up so there was no way we could run.
The guys came at us and put us mubhara muye guys.

At this point me and my brother Ras were just shouting

"Fire Fire Fire , Moto Moto .🔥"

And these guys were just laughing. That's when we knew kuti panodiwa fasting mukurarama

As we were about to fly off , there was silence, and out of nowhere we saw a lightning strike right in front of us.

I kid you not people, a man in a white Rob came right out of it

Let's call him Mr White.

We looked at each other paye na Ras not sure if this was a rescue attempt or he was part of the guys.

"Run my children,Run" shouted mr white.

When he said that our hands and legs were automatically untied ,
Ipapo bolt taimusiya kunge kamba chete.

This time I was the one anga Ari pamberi ndichideedzera

"mhanya mfanami mhanya"

Ras varimo kumashure vachiteera nebhara vachidedzera

"Mdara Mirai kani, tofa tese "

Aikazve, mfana anopenga here uyu

Finally we arrive home exhausted, tichifemereka.

Ini handina kuona wall I just jumped kupinda then ndikatenderera kunovhurira mfana.

Tichiri takamira paye digesting what had just taken place ndakaona Ras vachidirwa mbama

Ini ndikati aizve , kowagwan
Ndikucheuka ndichitambidzwawo mucheka ndini dhii pasi.

Tadirwa mazivhat paye.
Then ndakutoona kunge tapinda mu pool

What kind of witchcraft is this?

Ras Ari paside achideedzera I'm Kirsty and he's Michael Phelps

We came back to our senses, my sister was laughing at us so hard

Me & Ras tangotarisana tichishaya kuti wagwan

Turns out we never left the house kuenda kunorasa marara.

The two Illuminati niggas were two black trash bags we had.

Mr White was mota yepaden

We were mu garage all this time tichiita noise tiri two na Ras.

That's when we knew kuti those shrooms had kicked in more than we thought they would.

Takapinzwa Mumba tikakandwa mu shower and we were told to sleep tozopedzerana mangwana.

THE END

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