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I randomly tuned to @FoxNews because I am a glutton for punishment.
This is real, the jokes with a guest are out of this world.
Ladies, aren’t you smitten?
These two are what happens when Michelle Bachman and kid rock fuck
.@JesseBWatters is the one @FoxNews put on to compete with late night get rich quick flipping properties paid programming.
.@JesseBWatters anti se meme what?
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ALT- Immigration 🛂 “immi”
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This comes to mind every time I think about the blind mentality of hardcore Trump supporters.
This is Christopher Hitchens Debating Tony Blair in 2010 wether religion is good or bad for the world. One of my favorite debates of all time
Replace "religion" with Trump & listen.
Part 2:
Allright, I ll stop with these.
Here is my favorite one:
Hitchens standing up for @stephenfry against Archbishop John Onaiyekan, now cardinal of the Catholic Church, and he was DRUNK.
Over and out.
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ALT- Immigration 🛂 “immi”
@ALT_uscis
HOLD UP:

There is a lord.

It looks like that AR15 MAGA twitter trolling in your face liberals @KaitMarieox kaitlyn Bennett may have pooped her pants at a party. barstoolsports.com/newyork/did-gu…
@AltHomelandSec you keep me informed. You rock
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ALT- Immigration 🛂 “immi”
@ALT_uscis
Kids in hospitals get a healing garden. Sweet.

Kids in detention get psychological abuse in tents.
( inser many 🦆 everywhere in this tweet because I took a vow to not use profanity for a week)
My question is, this happened two years ago... so why now?
No profanity in this thread . I am proud of myself
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