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There is a lord.

It looks like that AR15 MAGA twitter trolling in your face liberals @KaitMarieox kaitlyn Bennett may have pooped her pants at a party. barstoolsports.com/newyork/did-gu…
@AltHomelandSec you keep me informed. You rock
It should be law: if you can’t control your poop at a party YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO OWN AN ASSAULT WEAPON.
Every star goes supernova eventually
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Today’s lead story on every @FoxNews show.

If they only treated other lying and inventing crap as seriously
Like trump saying North Korea can’t lunch nukes because Putin told him so and the director of National intelligence is lying
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Wealthy Houston Woman Confronts & Attacks Black Parents For Baby’s Photo Shoot On Sidewalk! worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.p…
Her divorce from the astros owner was settled for $30m.

If i had $30M, i would have walked out to that couple with a @BedBathBeyond gift certificate or gave them a small check toward a college fund you barefoot racist piece of shit . $5–> @RAICESTEXAS
Or just didn’t bother to grab the dog, rush out in my jag barefoot. Shit i won’t even look out the window if i had 30m. I d be eating caviar kabob and repeatedly calling @tedcruz teasing with him $100,000 campaign contribution if can bring dildos back to Texas.
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