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"When private equity has to sell something that's really troublesome, they hire an investment banker. And what does the investment banker do? They make a projection. There is no business so lousy it can't get a wonderful projection."
Minister: "Now is the time when somebody says something nice about the deceased." No one came forward. Finally, one guy stood up and said: "His brother was worse." People went to the funeral mostly to make sure he was dead. Don't be like the deceased. The high road isn't crowded
"Another thing that people do that I regard as amazing is, they build these enormous mausoleums. I think they want people to walk by that mausoleum and say, 'Gosh, I wish I were in there.'"
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