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Big milestones for Holly today:

1. Got a boop from the poofy orange cat
2. Surpassed 100 grams in mass for the first time with a whopping 109 gram weigh-in: nearly a quarter pound of chunky goodness.
Spending an inordinate amount of the family’s disposable income on roaches now, I should add.

“Daddy why don’t we have any college savings?”
“Shut up kid, and feed that lizard another bug.”
(my wife doesn’t know it yet but we’ll be breeding our own roaches soon. It’s the only way to save the family from financial ruin)
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