Thread by @sturdyAlex

“The pilot then asked passengers to raise their hands if they wanted to go to Dusseldorf.

Everyone raised their hands.”

I say “tough”. They voted to Leave.

Leave means Leave

Everyone knew they were going to Edinburgh.

Virgin warned them BA were not very good and the people chose BA.

We survived the war, we will survive Edinburgh.

It was the fault of the Germans.

I am sick and tired of unelected flight plan bureaucrats telling us where to go.

A passenger named Malthouse has suggested the pilot should at least fly them to Bath.

Labour has put out a statement that “going to Frankfurt remains one of the options on the table”.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE #MAGA

A new flight plan from Edinburgh to Düsseldorf would be highly undemocratic before the original London-Düsseldorf plan has been delivered. Which means they have to stay in Edinburgh forever.

Car manufacturers in Düsseldorf are expected to force Merkel to pay for a new flight.

A petition has been started for a wall to be built, separating business from economy, for which Mexico will have to pay.

Nicola Sturgeon said to Radio 4: “This plane was forced on Scotland, against its wishes, by London.”

Because what else is left to us, except to laugh? END