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Set aside homosexuality for a sec. I'm flipping madly through my Bible's concordance trying to find where God says a man's purpose in life is to (checks notes) makes his wife bring him beer while he watches college basketball. c @yashar
@yashar Omigod.
@yashar No fair, @McAllisterDen. I'm a STRAIGHT man who's attacking you. Stop erasing my heteromasculinity!
@yashar @McAllisterDen I'm surprised @McAllisterDen isn't thanking Domenech for helping her realize God's purpose for women by giving her more time to serve her husband.
@yashar @McAllisterDen First day of @McAllisterDen's new life as a woman who, per God's will, works only inside the home serving her husband:
(Checks fridge, confirms adequate beer supply)
(Checks basketball schedule; programs TV)
(Looks at clock, sees he won't be home for seven more hours)
(Sighs.)
(Checks fridge, confirms adequate beer supply)
(Checks basketball schedule; programs TV)
(Looks at clock, sees he won't be home for seven more hours)
(Sighs.)
@yashar @McAllisterDen My tweet yesterday seems relevant to @McAllisterDen's ruminations on marriage and masculinity.
TL;DR: shockingly, it turns out that "stereotypical masculinity," "heterosexuality," and "not being a dick to women" aren't mutually incompatible:
TL;DR: shockingly, it turns out that "stereotypical masculinity," "heterosexuality," and "not being a dick to women" aren't mutually incompatible:
