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It Was Just A Damn Hug Denise.
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Everyone: Brexit is foolish, + Russia hacked the vote.
PM/Parliament: We're gonna BREXIT!
Everyone: this is going poorly, let's reconsider
PM/Parliament: BREXIT!
Everyone: You just voted down the plan.
PM/Parliament: BREEEEEEXITTTT!
Everyone: You just voted down another plan.
PM/Parliament: -->brexit<--
Everyone: there will never be another egg or banana in the nation, ever.
PM/Parliament: Let them eat brexit!
Everyone: Aaaaand, you voted down another one.
PM/Parliament: -->BREXIT!<--
Everyone: Here are eight options. A second referendum is the one that polls best, + respects democracy most.

PM/Parliament: Bre-he-he-hEGGZIT!

Scientists: It turns out that Brexit will end all life on Earth.

PM/Parliament: BREXIT BITCHEZZZ!!!!!!!

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Set aside homosexuality for a sec. I'm flipping madly through my Bible's concordance trying to find where God says a man's purpose in life is to (checks notes) makes his wife bring him beer while he watches college basketball. c @yashar
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1/ I was contemplating climate change in qui bono terms -- "who profits?" -- and stumbled across a great 2007 article by @EasterbrookG that may help us understand why the forces of wealth and imperialism seem so committed to denying the undeniable. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
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Idea: Congressional hearing into the conspiracy by physicists to just make up words and tell us they're how our universe works, so they can laugh at how gullible we are at their secret physicist-Illuminati conferences.
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