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Going to be tracking all incredible genetics news published today. (THREAD) 1/
First, extinct mammoth burgers are here. “Mammoths are the first documented animal to go extinct due to humans hunting and eating them, so we know they are delicious." synbiobeta.com/synthetic-biol…
First, extinct mammoth burgers are here. “Mammoths are the first documented animal to go extinct due to humans hunting and eating them, so we know they are delicious." synbiobeta.com/synthetic-biol…
2/ CRISPR can eliminate lefties
3/ WHOPPER made of vegetable matter.
nytimes.com/2019/04/01/tec…
amazing story, weak April Fool's angle: nypost.com/2019/04/01/bur…
nytimes.com/2019/04/01/tec…
amazing story, weak April Fool's angle: nypost.com/2019/04/01/bur…
4/ Can't easily tell if 23andMe anger management trait report is for real.
5/ Police are searching through your DNA without ask... oh sorry that's real.
6/ A classic from last year.
"You, there are billions of you. but there is only one You. Introducing Genetic Select from Lexus." twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"You, there are billions of you. but there is only one You. Introducing Genetic Select from Lexus." twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
7/ If someone lends me a baby, I am going to film one of these unboxing videos next April Fool's day
An April Fools joke uses your prior expectations to sabotage reality. A handy guide from @cia on sabotage basics.
9/ Commercial cannabis website from publicly traded Cronos. It's real, but 5 years ago what would your reaction have been? 
10/ FYI since people are commenting. Impossible Foods really is making a meat-free WHOPPER for Burger King. A big deal and true. Then, the second link is a company PR using the realistic bloody vege-burger to "fool" people.
11/ I am afraid this is true.
Electronic health records for fools
FECANOS. The stinkier Theranos
