"I slept wlth Sable when she was 13
Her parents were too rich to do anything
She rocked her way around L.A
'Til a New York doll carried her away"
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
The irony of Gene Simmons being a frequent basher of MJ when he wrote this song.
"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age,
but when I saw you coming out of school that day,
I knew, I've got to have you! I've got to have you!"
"I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D
And I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
(...)
I bet, bet your mama don't know you scream like that"
"Take it, leave it, roll the dice
She’s hot as hell, I’m cold as ice oh jailbait
Tell your daddy how you do me
Put the woodshed, do it to me jailbait
Whatcha see in daddy’s eyes
Check the voice, no surprise oh jailbait
Ooooh…"
"That young thing is such a tease
Of course, its my main squeeze
Jailbait!
Jailbait!
Ewwww Jailbait!
Uh-huh-huh Jailbait!
Everybody in the neighborhood
knows that I’m up to no good"
All the young girls love Alice
“Tender, young Alice”, they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice, it’s my turn today
(...)
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo"
"Sitting on the park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Yeah-eah
Ah"
Hey, little tomboy, sit here on my lap
I got things that I gotta tell you
No more skateboards, put away your baseball mitt.
Your rough livin’ days are through
Hey, little tomboy, I’ve had my eyes on you
Thinkin’ what a girl you could be
Mmm, I smell perfume, let’s try some cut-off jeans
(...)
I’m gonna teach you to kiss
You’re gonna feel just like this
They’re doin’ it all over the world
In this song, the group takes a “dig” at Zeppelin and their well known penchant for underage girls.
"If I played guitar I’d be Jimmy Page
The girlie’s I like are underage Check it!"
"You see her walking down the road.
Man, that little girl is fine.
I’d like to take her for a ride.
I’d like to make her mine, all mine."
"And do her mom and daddy know
She gets all the boys so wound?
She can’t be more than sixteen.
Man, that little girl is sound."
"My Francine just turned thirteen
She’s my angelic teenage queen
And I love her, she’s all that I want
And I need her, she’s all that I need"
"From the window of your rented limousine,
I saw your pretty blue eyes
One day soon you’re gonna reach sixteen,
Painted lady in the city of lies.
Oh, do you know my name?
Do I look the same"
"Love that young stuff
Cherry baby, you know, you look so fine
Send shivers up and down my spine
I don’t care about our different ages
I’m an open book with well thumbed pages
Jailbait and I and i aint too late"
"You’re my baby, you’re my pet,
We fell in love on the night we met.
You touched my hand, my heart went pop,
Ooh, when we kissed, i could not stop.
(...)
You’re sixteen, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine."
"Only if you're old enough, baby
18 and over or 16 and under
Oh, but how I wonder, I wonder"
"I admit I fuck with all the ladies (Ladies)
That's both older and young ladies (Yeah)
But tell me how they call it pedophile because of that
Shit, that's crazy (Crazy)"
"She wrote that she is tired of step daddy using her
Saying that he'll buy her things, while sexually abusing her"
Just to get in
When she was taught that that’s not clean
Because she’s only fifteen"