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Types of bus conductors in Lagos
Issa thread.. 👇
Issa thread.. 👇
The newbies... Those ones are new to the work, and they recieve constant warnings and shouts from the driver and also routine beatings from the *Abgberos (thugs).
The noise maker... Those ones are always loud and lousy, refusing to give change untill you're at your bus-stop, but eventually they'll get slapped by a soldier or agbero.
Hold your change oo.. Those ones are never without change, hold your change oo, that's their slogan, and they will quarrel with passengers ovr change issues, but las las, once they see tht the passenger doesn't really have change, they'll pull out big wads of notes and settle😂
Bossy ones... Those ones are always in charge and most of the time the driver is either short or is an old man, so he uses that to his advantage and shouts at the driver for any slight mistake or bad driving, they're mostly the ones that wear shoes... 😂
Sweet mouth... Those ones are hard end chewers, they'll buy almost everything that comes their way, pure water, ground nut, gala, Bigi apple... I wonder how the driver copes.. 😂
Funny ones... They are the best, they interact well with passengers and most times you'll find everyone laughing... 😂
They're rare, but you'll find them.
They're rare, but you'll find them.
Awon thug life.. These ones are the roughest and hardest to deal with, they don't have time to waste and they know almost every other driver on the road, you'll see them hailing each other...they mostly never pay the agberos because of connections, and they fight the most.
Time wasters... These ones can spend up to like 30 mins at one particular bus-stop calling out to invisible passengers, If only my boss could see this tweet.. 😂
I don't over sleep.. Just the wrong bus.
I don't over sleep.. Just the wrong bus.
