Thread by @PaulWartenberg

How to Catch a Tory.
Step 1. Get a box. (wait, it gets better).

Step 2. Find a nice shiny #Brexit to put in the box.

Step 3. Lock/Secure the box to make sure it can never open.

Step 4. Cut a hole in the box (okay, I couldn't resist) large enough for a Tory's arm and fist but too small for the shiny #Brexit

Step 5. Place the box outside Parliament. A curious Tory will eventually spot it.

Step 6. The Tory will eagerly, greedily, want that shiny #Brexit and will reach into the box to grab it.

Step 7. The Tory's fist will now be too large for the hole, and the Tory will be unable to get free of the box.

Step 8. Unwilling to let go of the shiny #Brexit the Tory will scream and fight but will remain caught. It doesn't matter who is Prime Minister or how many Britons are now horrified of #Brexit all that matters to that Tory is the shiny #Brexit

Step 9. The Tory will eventually pass out and die because it won't let go of the shiny #Brexit

Step 10. Remove the body and wait for the next eager greedy Tory wanting a shiny #Brexit . The end.