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This reads like a Trump Administration Mad Lib.
Trump's WHITE HOUSE STAFF SECRETARY was pulled from THE BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE after his staff complained about SATANIC RITUALS including DRUNKEN COCKFIGHTING.
Trump's UNDERSECRETARY OF COMMERCE was pulled from AMERICA'S GOT TALENT after his staff complained about FOUL BODY ODORS including HUNTING THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME: MAN
Trump's NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER was pulled from THE WHITE HOUSE after his staff complained about ILLEGAL COMMUNICATIONS WITH FOREIGN --

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Kevin M. Kruse
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"The economy is doing well, so why would you want to improve American society in this moment?" is an odd question.

I mean, that was the entire rationale behind the Great Society.
"Sure, President Johnson, we could *try* to pass Medicare and Medicaid right now in the flush years of the mid-1960s, but wouldn't it be smarter to wait until there was a recession?"
And now Savannah Guthrie is acting like a 70% top tax rate is insane and not, again, something we had in the postwar period (and even higher).
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Kevin M. Kruse
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Karl Rove is on Hannity just trying to polish this turd as hard as he can.
Karl Rove just said Mueller testifying before the House was "bad news for the Democrats."

My God, he's gone Full Halperin.
Wait, wait -- who's that on the phone? Ken Starr!
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Kevin M. Kruse
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Kevin Williamson has responded to my thread about how segregationist Democrats of the 1960s and 1970s were roundly regarded as conservatives by just pretending that we were actually talking about the 1930s the whole time.

No, really. nationalreview.com/corner/new-dea…
Here's the thread to which I think he's responding. See if you can find where I talk about the New Deal. I can't.

(For those of you who are as bad at dates as he is, the late 1960s and early 1970s were three decades *after* the New Deal of the 1930s.)
It reminds me of the old joke about the guy who drops his car keys in the park but looks for them on the sidewalk "because the light is better over there."

His column does nothing to address my points about the 1960s and 1970s, but I'll humor him and head to the 1930s.
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