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Delaney: "What makes me exciting is how uninspiring I am"
DeBlasio: "I have stared in the face of the abyss, and it stared back, and I punched it goddamn face, and when I am president, I will punch all of this country's abysses!"
Inslee: "I will talk about how I will die, but the good news is, we all will if the planet isn't saved!"
Ryan: "I know what it's like to not be heard. I have been that every day. I am still that. I have already forgotten who I am"
Tulsi: "Brought to you by Russia Today"
Castro: "Tranquilo, hermanos! I will speak gringo now, but you know what I mean."
Klobuchar: "When I say I am gonna list three things, I can actually list them all. None of them involve anything interesting."
Booker: "I will beat him senseless. Yeah, bitches. Newark style."
Beto: "Despite all the evidence to the contrary that you have just seen, I am indeed capable of siring children."
Warren: "I was born in like literal shit. Have you seen Oklahoma? Literal shit. I mean, fuck this place forever. I am so happy I never, ever have to go back."
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