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The reason your politics is this tragic, and your journalism even worse, is you keep taking this dogshit seriously.
You've been taking politicians seriously for the last three years, and haven't you even noticed yet? It hasn't given you the right answer to anything.
To me it's just embarrassing, all this bollocks about no deal, Singapore. What da fuck?
The facts have been in front of you for the last two years. We can't afford to leave the European Union. There is no majority to leave with an agreement, there is certainly no majority to leave without.

"They're going to PROROGUE!"
Look what journalism does to your brain. It's turning you to jelly.
None of the things you keep wetting your knickers about are going to happen.

You're like sheep. Prorogue, Singapore. What the fuck is the matter?
Summer recess begins two days after the new Tory leader is announced.
There will be one vote of confidence before summer.
New leader Mon 22nd
Vote of no confidence Tues 23rd
Recess Thurs 25th
If the Tories lose that vote of no confidence, then it's straight into a general election.

And if the Tories win the vote of confidence, and they go into recess, the Radnor by election comes in august so it's likely they'll have no majority to come back to in autumn anyway.
And even if they won the Radnor by election, they've still only got a majority of 2, and they won't get a Queen's speech through parliament because they have to present a Brexit policy.
The Tories have to put a Queen's speech in september, and they have to put a Brexit policy in it, and there is no Brexit policy that will get through parliament because they've got no majority.
Except only if they include a referendum.
Do you see why all this panic and melodrama is so ridiculous?
Either the Tories offer a referendum or their Queen's speech, or someone else will, either by amendment or manifesto when the government collapses and we get a general election.
It's a referendum or a general election where the Lib Dems offer a referendum, and then everyone has to offer one in a kind of electoral arms race.
So you see, one way or another we're getting another referendum.
Okay, so maybe we're just two different sorts of people. You want the thrill of the ridiculous, and all I want is logic and reason because human emotions are primitive and absurd.
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