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based on the hold time for animal poison control, buck is obviously not the only dog celebrating the holiday by eating something potentially fatal
great news - a dog would have to crunch open cherry pits to risk cyanide poisoning & my little garbage disposal swallowed them all whole.
in my panic this morning i gave him a hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting and before i could get him outside, he ran under my bed & puked under there. not sure how to fix this.
this is just two days after my parents’ dachshund, beowulf, ate an entire baking sheet of chicken wings and had to go to the dog hospital!
guys, stop eating fatal snacks!
guys, stop eating fatal snacks!
snapping on some latex gloves & counting the cherry pits in my dog’s poop, happy 4th of july eveybody.
buck ate enough cherries to kill a US president but he is stronger, braver, and smarter than any president.
(that is a joke at the expense of zachary taylor)
he wants more fruit 
sneakin’ up on those forbidden snacks
