Thread by @Staedtler

We can't leave the European Union without a deal before November.

It can't happen by personal decree of Boris Johnson. It can only happen when time runs out on the first of November.

So that's the first thing you keep forgetting.

The second thing you forget is that a no deal Brexit is the only kind available.
I mean, Jesus, do people ever pay attention? The only deal available has been rejected by parliament three times.

The third thing you forget is that the government has got no functioning majority. they've got a nominal majority of 3, including the DUP.
They haven't been able to pass a vote in parliament for months.

And the fourth thing is that parliament has provided itself with the power to prevent its prorogation to allow a no deal Brexit to happen behind its back.

The fifth thing you've forgotten is that Boris Johnson has to present a budget this November, and the aftermath of a no deal Brexit will prevent it. He won't pass a budget in that condition.

The sixth thing you've forgotten is that failure to pass a budget means a general election. And in that election in that circumstance the Tories would stand no chance of winning a majority.

The seventh thing you seem to have forgotten is that the Conservative Party wants to be in government.
That basic political desire does not suddenly end with Brexit like some kind of Rapture. And creating a national calamity does not achieve that for them.

There's probably other stuff you've missed, but those seven will do.

Those seven things mean we're never going to leave the European Union.

And people's inability to absorb those seven things is the reason we're still getting this endless garbage about no fucking deal day after fucking day after fucking day.

All stirred up by the profoundly moronic English media.

We're going to get a general election. We're going to vote for another referendum. We're going to vote to stay in Europe.

And we are never going to leave the European Union.