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Boris Johnson was once a journalist - sort of. We've collected the stories that he used to make up during his reporter days in Brussels. Grab some ☕️ and follow the lies that have helped pave his way to power. 
As Brussels correspondent of the @Telegraph from '89-'94, Boris was the wellspring of much populist, anti-EU sentiment that got into the bloodstream of Britain and helped inspire the #Leave vote. We re-examined the material he used to feed the Eurosceptics...
In Jan '92 @BorisJohnson wrote: "The European Commission wants to count every field and farm animal under a Domesday Book-style survey aimed at preventing fraud following fundamental reform of the Common Agricultural Policy." 🧐 This sequel to the Domesday Book has yet to appear.
28/1/92: A plan for EC athletes to pile up a European tally of medals & mount the victory podium to the strains of Beethoven’s 9th symphony as well as their national anthems at the '92 Barcelona Olympics were scotched. 🤨 This plan, if it ever existed, failed at the first hurdle.
In March '92, Boris wrote that Brussels was recruiting sniffers to ensure that Euro-manure smells the same: "A smelly farmyard could become an offence under Brussels plans to quantify ‘maximum permissible odours’ from manure heaps." 💩 We smell bullshit.
In Oct '92, @BorisJohnson got hot under the collar over sausages: "The pinkness of the British breakfast sausage was once again imperilled yesterday after a row between British and Danish MEPs over artificial colourants."🌭 27yrs on, the pink sausage remains a breakfast staple.
@realDonaldTrump may have invented the term #FakeNews, but it was @BorisJohnson who created the commodity. Read more: torto.se/2jYYUsh
