Me : Yes, it's wonderful. Life is great. Until I have to move because of global warming ... but even then I can make a good life out of very little. Contentment is a wonderful thing. Why?
X : I'm surprised you don't work for McKinsey.
Me : Err?
X : Because of your mapping stuff.
Me : You do realise that I consider McKinsey to be an utterly irrelevant organisation in a modern setting and mapping is designed to free others from companies like that?
Me : You mean they say they're very good at strategy as in mystic type of killing a chicken, throwing bones in the air and reading runes. I consider them to be hopeless. I come across some of their stuff every now and then, I don't respect it.
Me : ... and here we end the conversation. It a matter of belief. One thing I like about maps is I can see strategic choices in a context. I use this to review past choices, it's how I learn ... a bit like playing chess. All I see with McKinsey are memes.
Me : If you say so. Are these like operating thetan levels? I'll wait whilst you go look it up. Actually, this is tedious and I enjoy life even more without such conversations.
a) You have a map that you created, discussed with your team, worked out your play.
b) A consultant turns up for half a day to challenge your play, provide some new patterns.
c) The consultant leaves.