D: You mean like slavishly supporting a lying racist who collected hacked intel from Russia & obstructed justice
R: No, the other things
REP. OMAR: Good morning, I’d like to discuss our Israel policy
R: SILENCE, HERETIC!
TRUMP: I need several billion dollars for a border wall that “Mexico” will pay for later
R: You got it, Chief
D: 20 women have accused Trump of—
R: FAKE NEWS
D: And Brett Kavanaugh was also accused of—
R: LEFTIST MEDIA WITCH HUNT
TRUMP: THE PRESS WILL SCREEN MY APPOINTEES FOR ME
R: foreign policy
TRUMP: I COMPLETELY TRUST MY FRIEND KIM JONG UN
R: and respect for our armed forces
TRUMP: I PREFER SOLDIERS WHO DON’T GET CAPTURED LOL
D: Your President is a raving lunatic who couldn’t pass an eighth-grade civics exam & blames every last one of his mistakes on other people
R: Failing that, our top priority is triggering the liberals