Thread by @Dreamweasel

Donald Trump is a horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage with zero, repeat, ZERO redeeming qualities and 62 million of you fucks thought he should be our President

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1039828966595616768

* 2016 *

R: I know he’s a horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage, but the Democrats murder babies & will take my guns away

D: But the Democrats don’t—

R: I won’t be brainwashed by the liberal media! (Hammers HORRIFYING SACK OF CONGEALED URINAL SEWAGE campaign sign on lawn)

R: First, they ignore the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage. Then, they mock the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage. Then, they fight the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage. Then...

D: Oh, shut up

CNN: Mrs. Clinton, are you bothered by supporters of the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage?

HRC: I gotta say, some supporters of the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage strike me as poopyheads

@poopyhead412: Oh, it’s ON

D: I just don’t believe that the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage has the best interests of the country at heart

R: That is an insulting accusation against the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage; you hateful liberals should be ashamed

🐸: HSoCUSDS! 😂😂😂

R: BEHOLD! I am the fact-based fount of rational conservative wisdom, here to lament my rejection at the hands of liberal academia & to swear undying fealty to the horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage

D: But he lies 20 times a day

R: Don’t care; still better than liberals