D: Let’s see the Mueller report
TRUMP: We’re building the wall!
D: We want to see the full report
TRUMP: Keep America Great! Vote Trump 2000!
D: Show us the report
R: Silly Democrats! 😂 Everyone’s already moved on
NYT: (sigh) Print it
BREITBART: Mueller Report Praises Trump’s Athletic Build and Thick Head of Hair
NRATV: Chicks Dig Men With Guns, According to Mueller Report
D: I suspect the Right is just gonna spin this as long as they can
R: FAKE NEWS
HANNITY: Planned Parenthood Implicated in Mueller Report
ALEX JONES: Mueller Report Confirms Hillary Clinton Pedophile Ring in Pizza Parlor
DEMS: JUST SHOW US THE REPORT
McCONNELL: Nah
D: Well, the full Mueller report must be even more vindicating to Trump. Let’s see the whole thing
GOP: YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS