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Kolley Kibber
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Look, I'm not saying I hate Boris Johnson or Jacob Rees-Mogg, or their friend and white nationalist Stephen Bannon. I certainly would never advocate killing them.
I'm simply saying that if they happened to be on fire and I had water, I would probably drink it.
I'm one thirsty bitch
Just to clarify: I'm not advocating violence because in this scenario, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and their friend and white nationalist Stephen Bannon have all been struck by lightning. It's an electrical fire started by natural causes
If anything I'm doing them a favour by not throwing water on them
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Kolley Kibber
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Can't we just dismantle the whole monarchy already? With the exception of the Queen, I've been tired of watching people born into luxury and obscene wealth use the taxes of the public to take private jets to stay on private islands to take a holiday from supporting charities
Organising charity events is easy with a private jet at your disposal. Organising charity events is easy when you have incredible wealth you didn't have to earn. Organising charity events is easy when you don't need a full time job to feed your children or pay the rent.
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Kolley Kibber
@camcamdamn
Hello, London! So, do I brave the Tube, or do I get a taxi like a coward? 🤔
Disclaimer: I carry one 16kg suitcase! Okay, maybe I should have done it like this:
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@camcamdamn
Obama just called out Trump personally, even if he didn't mention him by name. Now I await Trump's misspelled, caps locked screaming Twitter meltdown with anticipation
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3. blame shooting epidemic on Obama = 2 shots
4. use angry capital letters = 2 shots

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7. Make reference to Obama's ethnicity = 5 shots

8. Refer to himself in 3rd person = 5 shots
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