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John Hayward
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2020 candidate hurricane responses:

Trump - nuke it

Biden - tells long story about beating up a hurricane in a bar fight in the Bahamas 20 years ago

Harris - arrests hurricane on sketchy drug charges

Warren - claims she is descended from hurricanes
Sanders - socializes storm by inflicting hurricane damage across America with giant fans and water guns

Booker - shows up at landfall wearing Spartacus costume and is washed out to sea

Williamson - spotted waving a staff and yelling"ANAL NATHRACH, UTHVAS BETHUD, DOCHEOL DIENVE"
Buttigieg - gives hurricane a windy lecture about what it would do if it took the Bible seriously

Castro - publishes list of everyone who donated to hurricane and says it would be a shame if something happened to them

Klobuchar - wonders if hurricane remembers she exists
Yang - offers to buy hurricane

Steyer - tries to make a buck off hurricane while blaming it on everyone else

O'Rourke - denounces hurricane as white nationalist

Gabbard - ambushes hurricane at debate but is then quickly forgotten
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