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Under the noble principles of American justice, you are innocent until proven guilty. *
* or "credibly accused" by at least two people who are not Republicans
* or "credibly accused" by at least two people who are not Republicans
Establishing guilt requires a preponderance of the evidence. *
* or a few people who heard somebody say they heard somebody say you might have done something wrong 30 years ago
* or a few people who heard somebody say they heard somebody say you might have done something wrong 30 years ago
You have the right to confront your accusers. *
* unless they suddenly develop an acute fear of flying that lasts until your reputation has been thoroughly trashed
* unless they suddenly develop an acute fear of flying that lasts until your reputation has been thoroughly trashed
You can appeal a decision that goes against you. *
* or people who really, really, really wanted you to be guilty can appeal your innocence for the rest of eternity
* or people who really, really, really wanted you to be guilty can appeal your innocence for the rest of eternity
It is important to understand that Asterisk Law is every bit as important as boring old written law. *
* unless the accused is a Democrat, in which case neither kind matters and felonies become whoopsies
* unless the accused is a Democrat, in which case neither kind matters and felonies become whoopsies
