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brrring brrring

“Pick up pick up — Eddie I think they dropped me off at the wrong address!”

“Candy, you do NOT pop out until you hear Happy Birthday!”
I will investigate what is plainly an alien anthropologist trap for bachelor party bros on the way back from the park.
Approaching the weird cake like object. It is indeed as tall as I am and
IT IS NOTHING. HAH HAH HOW WEIRD. DO NOT BE ALARMED I AM LEAVING MY PRIMITIVE COMMUNICATION DEVICE WITH MY SMALLER FURRY HUMAN FRIEND. I WILL BE GONE FOR SOME TIME ALL IS WELL DO NOT SEEK ME.
cAll @MykeCole maDe cntAct neeEd heLp
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