Thread by @Sunil_Sawhney

Now this is #TooGoodNotTOShare
#Paraprosdokians

I am sure most know of it but few use it👌

#Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected & is frequently humorous..

I liked paraprosdokians the very first time I heard of them.

#NiceWeekendReading ..

#Enjoy ..

1 Where there's a will, I want to be in it

2 The last thing I want to do is hurt you, BUT it's still on my list

3 Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

4 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

5 We never really grow up.
WE only learn how to act in public.

6 War does not determine who is right ... only who is left

7 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 😊

8 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

9 I didn't say it was your fault,I said I was blaming you

10 You are correct but I ain’t wrong either

11 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

12 I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

13 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target

14 Going to church only doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

15 You're never too old to learn something stupid

16 I'm supposed to #respect my elders, but it's getting harder & harder for me to find one now

Please feel free to add more..

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#SpreadLaughter
#ShareCheer
#BeHappy
#MakeOthersHappy
#HappyWeekend

And like if you felt #Happy reading them..