1. The Whistleblower thing is Ukraine...
2. ...which seems to have triggered @RudyGiuliani confessing a felony on @cnn...
3. And in the middle, this ridiculous thing happened:
I’ve warned against applying campaign laws too broadly, but come on now:
if the courtroom scene was just 30 seconds of Colonel Jessup getting sworn in, saying “I guard a big wall,” and then just screaming “You’re damn right I knowingly violated McCain-Feingold!”