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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Libs are truly the worst people on earth
Your wife is in labor for two days and you really think what she wants is for you to be a clown ass Lib and read her a book of feelings so you can post the YouTube for clicks
This is why Dem women date Republicans even though we will make the Handmaid's Tale real
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