1. Robert Fife struggles with incontinence. He's leaking almost daily now
2. Everytime Andrew accepts an apology, a CPC candidate gets their wings
3. Doug says "Ontario does tremendous amounts of business." Ontario: We do Business Bigly
5. Lisa McLeod has escaped Ford-ordered custody and is now tweeting from underneath a bridge on the Rideau Canal
6. Andrew Sheer was "shocked" to discover he had orchestrated the leak of the Trudeau pics
8. As a child, Andrew Scheer was once terrified by a busker playing Brenda Lee's 'I'm Sorry'
9. Conservatives insist racism be stopped. And immigration.
11. Ezra Levant protests our prejudice against him. It's just not Right.
12. It seems honest politicians are outliers