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JR: And it looks like Corbyn is gonna win...
LAWLER: Who's that running out?
JR: It's Lansman! His tagteam partner!
LAWLER: Wait but
JR: He's got a steel chair!
LAWLER: LANSMAN HITS CORBYN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
JR: Incredible scenes here at the Brighton arena ladies and gentlemen
LAWLER: Why is he doing this JR?
JR: Well Jerry, as those who watched NEC Live on Saturday night will tell you, Lansman wasn't happy when Corbyn intervened in his NEC 39-way Rumble
LAWLER: Are you saying all is not good in the Legion of Lexit, JR?
JR: It seems that way.
LAWLER: What does this mean further down the card?
JR: I don't think we know Jerry. But with UNISON breaking with the Legion this means you'd have to be mad not to stay tuned!
LAWLER: Hold on JR, I'm hearing Mean Gene is down there in the dressing room with Lansman!
MEAN GENE: Yes I am, Jerry! Jon Lansman. Steel chair to your best friend?! What is going on here? Has Tom Watson's Blairt Foundation finally turned your head?
LANSMAN: No it hasn't Mean Gene. First off I wanna say that Corbyn is my friend
MEAN GENE: You hit him with a steel chair
LANSMAN: Yes I did Mean Gene but Jeremy is my BROTHER and he needs to wake up. Mean Gene I have kept quiet and watched as Murphy and McCluskey...
MEAN GENE: The other members of the Legion of Lexit?
LANSMAN: Yes they are Mean Gene, as Murphy and McCluskey have corrupted my friend
MEAN GENE: You mean Tom Watson got to them?!
LANSMAN: I don't know that Mean Gene. I mean maybe but all I know Mean Gene is that my friend, my best buddy, he's no longer himself Mean Gene.
MEAN GENE: And that's why you hit him with a steel chair
LANSMAN: Yes I did Mean Gene.
MEAN GENE: So do you have a message you want to send to Corbyn right now?
LANSMAN: Yes I do Mean Gene and it is this: YOU GOTTA WISE UP BUDDY. You gotta take control over the Legion of Lexit or... or...
MEAN GENE: Are you challenging Corbyn to a match?!
LANSMAN: No sir Mean Gean!
LANSMAN: No sir. I'm challenging Murphy and McCluskey, Mean Gene! I challenge them to a 'Leaver loses town match! Here! Tonight! Live at the Brighton Arena!'
MEAN GENE: Well that's incredible news. Back to the studio
LAWLER: Thanks Mean Gene
JR: Incredible news
LAWLER: Incredible
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To the Tune of 'Phoney King of England' from Disney's Robin Hood.

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John Bull
@garius
I completely agree. I just think not having a clear message is electoral suicide when the leader of the Labour Party is running at -60.

Nuanced positions require trust in the person offering them. The majority of the PARTY trust Corbyn. The majority of VOTERS don't.
Hence my Tweet about the position descriptions not being right.

Labour have now made any election, for them, a test of belief in Corbyn for most voters. That would be a tough sell in a regular election. In one that's going to be single issue ON A DIFFERENT POINT it's insane.
And nobody can claim that this policy WASN'T pitched as a loyalty test. That was EXACTLY what the backers, on stage, started doing when it became clear it was close.

And fair enough. It's a legit political tactic.
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