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"Pinkwashing" treating LGTBs well to cover how we treat Palestinians

"Greenwashing" saving the environment to cover how we treat Palestinians

"Refugeewashing" saving Syrian refugees to cover how we treat...

"Waterwashing" saving countries from water crises to cover...
"Medicalwashing" curing the most fatal diseases to cover...

"Techwashing" bringing the most advanced technology to cover...

"Artwashing" sharing our culture and art to cover...

"Palwashing" treating Palestinians with dignity to cover how we treat Palestinians.
At what point will @BDSmovement admit that maybe we're NOT the problem?
"Veganwashing" Tel Aviv became the vegan capital of the world to cover how we treat Palestinians.

"Aidwashing" Israel is first on the scene when natural disasters strike around the world to cover...

"Presswashing" Israel has the freest press in the Middle East to cover...
Next up: "Everythingwashing" when Israel is just so awesome at everything and it dawns on you that you hate us just because you hate Jews.
7 Habits of Highly Effective Zionist Agents
Habit #2: Begin with how it will cover your treatment of Palestinians in mind.

Before brushing your teeth, consider how you can justify your treatment of Palestinians with your cavity free smile.
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Iranians busted in Argentina with fake Israeli passports.
Or maybe it's real and he actually comes from the State of Iskhael.

timesofisrael.com/iranians-arres…
Poor effort, Iran. F-
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One thing we tend to forget here is that we've been desensitized to the madness of Palestinian terrorism. For the rest of the world, it looks like we're the ones who are exaggerating because what they do just doesn't seem logical.
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If anyone watches Fauda you'll remember a scene where Palestinians are dancing in the streets firing their guns in the air, handing out candies chanting "We killed a Jew! We killed a Jew!".

This is not fiction.
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What you see in the original post is a street party. The Palestinians are passing out candies, singing and dancing. It's not a scene from a TV show. It's absolutely real.

Why are they celebrating? Why are they so happy?
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BDS: "We succeeded in making an artist cancel their appearance in Israel. A true victory for human rights!"

The artist: "They threatened to cut my head off and kill my children."
We're backing up this one with a few references.
1. timesofisrael.com/despite-threat…
2. washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…
3. timesofisrael.com/israel-bars-en…
4. jewsdownunder.com/2013/08/23/dan…
There's a reason BDS tactics go straight for threats of violence against performers who appear in Israel.

How many proven direct connections do you think there are there between designated terror orgs and your favourite BDS "human rights" organisations?

#TerroristsInSuits
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