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Time once again for our occasional series "Women with great hair fleeing gothic houses!"

And today we look at Germany. This may involve compound nouns... #WednesdayWisdom
Germany is of course the land of castles. But their are many other domiciles that Frauen mit tollen Haaren can escape from...
They can flee a handsome Georgian crescent...
They can flee a beach house...
They can flee the Egyptian room at Harrods...
They can flee a medieval banquet before the jesters appear and everyone grows sick of eating rotisserie chicken and beans...
They can flee the front quad of Queens' College Oxford and visit a kebab van...
They can flee the ghastly mock Tudor houses of Brighton and Hove...
Or they can flee Bungle from TV's Rainbow.
Germany is of course a land of rules, and no fleeing is allowed unless gowns are ankle length.
Many German towns are getting quite sick of women with great hair turning up un announced at local historic houses and demanding to flee them. These are now routinely locked after 5pm to stop such goings on.
Some Germans are experimenting with cross-genre fleeing; for example fleeing an Aztec castle in the manner of Lara Croft. I doubt it will catch on, but well done for trying!
German men are trying to get in on the gothic fleeing scene nowadays, but German women quite frankly aren't putting up with it.
And that's it for tonight's gothic fleeing action. Auf Wiedersehen...
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