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They order the new Climate Change Stopping Machine from ACME
800 horsepower diesel pump truck: $300,000
1000 gallons of red paint: $20,000
Internet immortality: priceless
I can assure you I have never laughed this hard in my entire fucking life
I never knew it was possible to pack this many classic comedy scenes in 1:27 of film
Lordy, every frame is a stand-alone Rembrandt. I don't care if you are 100% convinced that Earth will incinerate itself by SUV by next Friday, that is some funny shit right there
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