Walk up to the register at 7/11.

Man next to me looks at me. I can just tell he’s a dumb-as-f*** Trump-humper... and naturally, he wants to talk.

Him: I just want to wake up and see better news

Me: Good luck with that

Him: Next they’re going to say Trump beats his dog

Me: If he had a dog, he would

Him: Oh, don’t say that

And then I just stared at him. Like, to create discomfort. That kind of stared.

Him: <mouth awkwardly open>

Me: <stares>

Him: I’m just... politically incorrect

Me: <stares>

Him: Take care. <hustles out the door>

These dumb shits are not used to being stared at. They aren’t used to being placed in the spotlight of judgment.

Nothing even need be said.

The shock of being stared at like assholes just crushes their fake-ass bravado.

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