Walk up to the register at 7/11.
Man next to me looks at me. I can just tell he’s a dumb-as-f*** Trump-humper... and naturally, he wants to talk.
Him: I just want to wake up and see better news
Me: Good luck with that
1/
Man next to me looks at me. I can just tell he’s a dumb-as-f*** Trump-humper... and naturally, he wants to talk.
Him: I just want to wake up and see better news
Me: Good luck with that
1/
Him: Next they’re going to say Trump beats his dog
Me: If he had a dog, he would
Him: Oh, don’t say that
And then I just stared at him. Like, to create discomfort. That kind of stared.
Him: <mouth awkwardly open>
Me: <stares>
Him: I’m just... politically incorrect
2/
Me: If he had a dog, he would
Him: Oh, don’t say that
And then I just stared at him. Like, to create discomfort. That kind of stared.
Him: <mouth awkwardly open>
Me: <stares>
Him: I’m just... politically incorrect
2/
Me: <stares>
Him: Take care. <hustles out the door>
These dumb shits are not used to being stared at. They aren’t used to being placed in the spotlight of judgment.
Nothing even need be said.
The shock of being stared at like assholes just crushes their fake-ass bravado.
3/3
Him: Take care. <hustles out the door>
These dumb shits are not used to being stared at. They aren’t used to being placed in the spotlight of judgment.
Nothing even need be said.
The shock of being stared at like assholes just crushes their fake-ass bravado.
3/3
