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Who is the stupidest MP in Westminster? Thread:
Andrea Jenkyns wants MPs who have planning and strategy meetings with their foreign, like-minded counterparts (ie, every politician, ever) to GO TO JAIL.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…
Daniel Kawczynski, aka the Lemon Holder of Shrewsbury, is now volunteering to have himself jailed under the plans of his own Hard Brexit colleagues.

Actual Home Secretary Priti Patel, has just been asked how the new customs arrangements for Northern Ireland, that are in the Withdrawal Agreement Bill, will work.

But because Brexit hasn’t happened yet, she’s “not going to get into hypotheticals.”

(I can’t quite get over this one.

‘Home Secretary, this Puppy Strangling Act, will it involve the strangulation of puppies?’

‘I’m not getting into hypotheticals.’)
Incredible darts from @MattHancock. Tony Blair must be kicking himself he never thought of this ingenious way to justify the Iraq war.
@MattHancock (A reminder, at this point, that there are literally hundreds and hundreds of MPs you’ve never heard of, who don’t go on the news. The decision, by these people, to publicly humiliate themselves time and time and time again is absolutely theirs’ and theirs’ alone.)
@MattHancock Johnny Mercer has absolutely stormed it. No one can touch him.

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