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Tom Peck
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Erm, midway through the PM’s statement, Philip Lee has just walked in and sat down with the Lib Dems.

If that is a defection it has been done in full WWE style.
Well that was quite something. Lee is gone. Boris Johnson has had his majority taken from him right in front of his eyes. And he’s now completely lost it. All over the place.
This is a complete embarrassment. Johnson is just waggling his hand and spouting utter drivel. Trump press conferences have nothing on this and I’ve been to a couple.
One vaguely good thing. Johnson is the first Tory leader in three that the Labour MPs have loathed more than their own. And it shows.
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