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Ready, Murph? Plush alligator in a net airplane seat back
MURPHY! While it’s very exciting they let you fly the Airbus A320, I can’t believe you landed us in the wrong city!!! Plush alligator on an aircraft control console
Murph, I say this with the greatest affection, but diverting to frolick under pumpkin skies was not on our itinerary Plush alligator gazing up at a corrugated white roof carpeted with robbed spherical paper lanterns in oranges and reds
Yes, Murphy, I don’t think anyone will mind if you stretch your tail across a few seats. Plush alligator straddling an armrest in a totally vacant airport longue
You found Glom! Such a clever gator. Plush alligator greeting a plush octopus on a glossy white corridor with columns
I’m sorry, Glom & Murphy, but I think you may be a wee short of the height requirements to pilot the Millennium Falcon.

But I’m sure we can smuggle you aboard somehow! Plush alligator and octopus falling far, far short of a 38” minimum height requirementPlush alligator & octopus hiding in a pile of supplies
Ack! Your new friends look a little bitey, Glom Charcoal grey plush octopus in a pile of same-sized alien tentacle monsters with fierce teeth
Aww Murph, you don’t need to be shy about saying hello to Tick-Tock Plush alligator cautiously gazing at an animatronic crocodile from Peter Pan
Fashion goals, Murph? Plush alligator and octopus gazing up at a bejeweled mosaic-coated dinosaur statue
You two scoundrels are getting clever about how to meet the height restrictions!

Fine, let’s scout for Yeti. Murphy, you look right, and Glom? You get the left side. Plush octopus filling in the missing toe of a footprint height-marker while a plush alligator climbs up its thumb
Ooooh, “dinosaur skull” is a very unique couple’s Halloween costume. Plaster dinosaur skill with plush crocodile in the eye socket and plush octopus creeping down the jaw
Ack! I’m absolutely certain “Enjoy the bioluminescence” in the rules of Pandora do NOT mean nibbling on alien fungus! Plush alligator and octopus investigating trees with strange glowing purple bobbly bitsPlush alligator crawling in to a strange glowing magenta goo
D’aww, you’re both very handsome. Plush octopus and alligator posing in front of a lagoon and an enormous carved Tree of Life
Are you going to help Glom rescue a princess, Murphy?

...no, Glom is going to help you avenge a conquered dragon? That sounds more like it! I’m in. Plush octopus and alligator on a railing with a fantasy castle in the background
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