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I'm kinda scratching my head about Cedar Rapids when Ft Dodge, Clinton, Waterloo and Counciltucky were ostensibly on the ballot
Has no one but me ever visited Douglas, Arizona?
How DARE you cast aspersions on the magical city that gave me to the world?

I say GOOD DAY to you sir

I have never been to Modesto California, but if it is actually worse than Bombay Beach California, cancel my reservations
Bombay Beach, California: La Jolla it is not
I have been to Wendover UT. Wendover is a friend of mine. And you, Provo, are no Wendover.
Sioux City was once home of the world's largest stockyards, along with all the associated packing houses, rendering plants, and tanneries. Pardon me if I lack pity for Cedar Rapids occasionally dealing with the aroma of Cap'n Crunch
because Tacoma comprises the 2 things everybody loves: Taco and Ma
Sioux City's 3-letter official FAA airport abbreviation laughs at all of you
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