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Ex-Tory chairman, Brandon Lewis, currently dying on his arse on @BBCNews attempting to defend the #FactCheckuk/Tory debacle.

"Good morning Mr Lewis, let's start with the top story of the day...."

"I don't agree this should be the top story...."
@BBCNews The Brandon Lewis diaries, a thread....

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

"This shouldn't be the top story.... the fact we were calling out the facts, highlights the fact that the facts are out there. Nobody has a monopoly on the facts. "

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#GE2019

The Brandon Lewis diaries....

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

2. The Russians.

Erm, I'll just say something about purdah... we can't publish it because of, erm, purdah..... Nobody knows what purdah is. I think.

The Brandon Lewis diaries....

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

3. 'Get Brexit Done'

Keep saying 'get Brexit done.' Whatever happens, do not agree that 'getting Brexit done' actually means Brexit will not be done....

Ah shit!

The Brandon Lewis diaries....

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

4. Thank F&ck for that!

Finally, a break! They've thrown Braverman in to deal with Boris's 40 new hospitals lie.

Phew!

The Brandon Lewis diaries....

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

5. Hahahaha!

Braverman's taken the heat off me. She's had a nightmare with the #FactCheckuk Twitter scandal. LOL

The Brandon Lewis diaries..

20/11/2019: 'A bastard of a day'

6/ Andrew Neil.

Agreed to do Andy, patter was down for the #FactCheckuk debacle. Then hear Bozo's dropped another sweaty bollock by announcing the poor will be £500 a year better off.

FFS!

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Live on @Newsnight Tory party co-chairman, James ‘not so’ Cleverly, has cleared up the ‘Cons - FactCheck’ scandal.... he tells @maitlis it was his responsibility.

#GE2019
Watch and suffer... #FactCheckuk #ToryLiars #GE2019

We'll just leave this here...
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Whilst the US report concluded that Russia interfered in their vote in a "sweeping and systemic" fashion, the leaked UK report concludes, in typically British fashion, that Russia may have influenced Brexit vote.
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The reality of 21st century Britain is our parliament, security services and our Electoral laws have been found wanting, our police are too happy to look the other way and our judiciary wash their hands as they don't want to be responsible for an 'administrative inconvenience.'
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Predicated on an unpublished judgment, the decision not to investigate LeaveEU's criminality was taken 5 WEEKS after @metpoliceuk sent a file to the @cpsuk for advice on their complex case. They sent another file to the CPS on the much simpler VOTE LEAVE case 5 WEEKS AGO...⌛️
@metpoliceuk @cpsuk For absolute clarity, the people who were found guilty of electoral fraud and were then referred to the police, who have now submitted a file to the CPS, can be seen here, just after their procured victory in the EU referendum - many of whom are now to be found in Downing St.
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Good morning my friends. Let me start the day by sharing a small story from my academic work in medieval numismatics. For your enjoyment. Kindly peruse this coin. (Those in the know kindly do not spoil for others. Non-expert-so-far disclaimers apply.) 1/n
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