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Okay, we need to fill out the hook-up Monster Manual. Just referring to besexual women who are into multi-partner sex as "Unicorns" is boring and normative.

Referring to a straight man who is down for an MMF threesomes as a "Manticore" starts to make it fun again.
A charming narcissistic abuser who seems normal when you meet them is a Mimic.

A poly triad who seem incompatible but get along really well is a Chimera.

Horny teen boys who don't know how to talk to people are Goblins.
A bisexual man into threesomes is a Pegasus (he also likes to get pegged)

A bi non-binary person into threesomes is an Alicorn.

A dude who pressures his partner to have an MFF threesome but won't do an MMF threesome is a Hippogriff.
An overly jealous and destructive partner is a Beholder.

A partner who always seems to break/lose your stuff is a Rust Monster.

A relationship that develops slowly through momentum and laziness is a Gelatinous Cube.
Arrow/Ace folks who just hang out and are a little spooky are Ghosts?

A burly gay man who is also wise is an Owlbear.

A tanned and muscular himbo is an Umberhulk.
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