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Hi there, @elizabethcallen.

Since you slid into my DMs and then ran skittering away before I could respond, I’ll finish our convo here.

1) I was never a “corporate consultant” in whatever the hell that nonsensical term means over in Bernietopia

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Your employer, Elizabeth, has people who work in marketing. I worked with people like them.

If you are offended by their work to keep your company’s lights on by promoting its products, you should definitely tell them.

I’m sure they’ll find your insight profound.

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And...

2) I am not “operating as a horse”.

Horses, you see, lack the opposable digits required to effectively use most common messaging devices like phones and tablets.

Horses wear horseshoes. They do not wear horse gloves because, again, they lack fingers.

Good talk.
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