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Public service announcement. If you're a #Caps fan who is in love with Ovechkin and cannot bear to hear anything negative about your idol, do your mental health a favor and unfollow me. Better yet, block me so that no inconvenient truth accidentally seeps into your timeline.
I should also note that I normally block all hysterical Ovi screamers anyway, so you only get one shot to call me a horrible assclown without credibility who is like stupid and junk.
Is it really worth it? Be a child, save yourself from fascism, all that.
I am serious. Just keep living in your world of angelic Ovi carefully created by the Capitals PR department. Why do you need to harass me with your unhinged ramblings? I'm sure there're plenty of safe spaces on the interwebs where you can circle jerk on your hero. Go in peace.
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