5.
L: Call me after [I've drunk] 350 [ml of whiskey]
P: For such a volume one needs strong company
L: Bullshit. Now, 700 is a good plank.
P: 700 is a lethal doze!
L: Only the first time. Then, you get used.
P: Only pros!
L: Hey, I am being summoned by the State Dept with an insinuation that I am lying. A question: the fuck I need these adventures, especially 10 days before the election? And State is telling me my statements are helping the corrupt. Fucking great help for Ukraine!
P: Call me when you calm down.
L: I am as calm as a dick after a sex act
P: Call me
L: Fuck that. I don't want to work for America at 2 in the morning.