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My top 5 favorite quotes from the Parnas-Lutsenko texts...
5.
L: Call me after [I've drunk] 350 [ml of whiskey]
P: For such a volume one needs strong company
L: Bullshit. Now, 700 is a good plank.
P: 700 is a lethal doze!
L: Only the first time. Then, you get used.
P: Only pros!
4
L: Hey, I am being summoned by the State Dept with an insinuation that I am lying. A question: the fuck I need these adventures, especially 10 days before the election? And State is telling me my statements are helping the corrupt. Fucking great help for Ukraine!
3. L: Sorry, I am fucking sick of this. I haven't gotten the visit. My No. 1 hasn't gotten shit. I am ready to fuck over your opponent, but you want more. We gotta do it all, but you - always later. It's not fair.
2. L: Would've been great to invite me to a meeting. Maybe an informal one, at a ranch. I am just feeling like a lab rat.
1.

P: Call me when you calm down.
L: I am as calm as a dick after a sex act
P: Call me
L: Fuck that. I don't want to work for America at 2 in the morning.
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