AOC: I want to destroy the Dem party so we can take over the infrastructure
People: She's media savvy
AOC: Nancy is incompetent and should be replaced
People: She's young
AOC: I'm funding primaries against Hakeem Jeffries and Sharice Davids... again
People: She's the future
Me:🤦♀️
People: She's media savvy
AOC: Nancy is incompetent and should be replaced
People: She's young
AOC: I'm funding primaries against Hakeem Jeffries and Sharice Davids... again
People: She's the future
Me:🤦♀️
AOC: I'm holding a protest outside Nancy's office so she'll create a committee on climate change
Us: But you're a Congresswoman now
AOC: I'm doing it MY way
Us: But Nancy already said she's creating that committee, a week ago
Nancy: And of course you'll be on it
AOC: I'm too busy
Us: But you're a Congresswoman now
AOC: I'm doing it MY way
Us: But Nancy already said she's creating that committee, a week ago
Nancy: And of course you'll be on it
AOC: I'm too busy
Tim Ryan: Nancy is too liberal!
Seth Moulton: Nancy is too liberal!
Ten Other Idiots: Nancy is too liberal!!
AOC: Nancy is too conservative! I'm with you guys!! LET'S GET HER!!!
Everyone: Ahem.
AOC: I can be the new Speaker, right?
Everyone: Hell no!
AOC: Oh. Okay, never mind.
Seth Moulton: Nancy is too liberal!
Ten Other Idiots: Nancy is too liberal!!
AOC: Nancy is too conservative! I'm with you guys!! LET'S GET HER!!!
Everyone: Ahem.
AOC: I can be the new Speaker, right?
Everyone: Hell no!
AOC: Oh. Okay, never mind.
AOC: I'm voting to give Trump his wall.
Dems: But then he can say it's bipartisan.
AOC: I don't care. I'm protesting ICE.
Dems: That's not what this bill is about.
AOC: But my fans don't know that.
Dems:
AOC: Oh, was that out loud?
Dems: Yes
AOC: Psych! My fans don't care.
Dems: But then he can say it's bipartisan.
AOC: I don't care. I'm protesting ICE.
Dems: That's not what this bill is about.
AOC: But my fans don't know that.
Dems:
AOC: Oh, was that out loud?
Dems: Yes
AOC: Psych! My fans don't care.
AOC: I'm paying admin staff $60k/year
Us: That's 2x the industry standard
AOC: It's a living wage
Us: But now you have less for professional staff
AOC: So? They don't do anything anyway
Us: It's your Justice Dems cronies
AOC: I'm rewarding loyalty
Us: That's patronage
Fans: Yay!
Us: That's 2x the industry standard
AOC: It's a living wage
Us: But now you have less for professional staff
AOC: So? They don't do anything anyway
Us: It's your Justice Dems cronies
AOC: I'm rewarding loyalty
Us: That's patronage
Fans: Yay!
AOC: Nancy is incompetent
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!
Us: Wut?
AOC: Black Caucus are outta touch Blue Dogs
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN OF COLOR?!
Us: Huh?
AOC: Joe Biden should be kicked out of the party
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE OUTSIDERS?!
Us:
AOC:🤑😏
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!
Us: Wut?
AOC: Black Caucus are outta touch Blue Dogs
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN OF COLOR?!
Us: Huh?
AOC: Joe Biden should be kicked out of the party
Us: Wrong
AOC: WHY DO YOU HATE OUTSIDERS?!
Us:
AOC:🤑😏
AOC: I haven't gotten paid yet
Us: Your job doesn't start for two months
AOC: I can't afford my apartment
Us: It's one of the most expensive buildings on the Hill
AOC: I need a housing allowance
Fans: Hooray for Congressional perks!!
Us: Wow...
Us: Your job doesn't start for two months
AOC: I can't afford my apartment
Us: It's one of the most expensive buildings on the Hill
AOC: I need a housing allowance
Fans: Hooray for Congressional perks!!
Us: Wow...
AOC: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Spanberger: I'm chairing a subcommittee.
Davids: I led a codel to tour the disaster area in my district.
Finkenauer: I passed my first bill in January. Last January.
All: What about you?
AOC: Do you guys have a Tik Tok?
All:
AOC: Scrubs🙄
Spanberger: I'm chairing a subcommittee.
Davids: I led a codel to tour the disaster area in my district.
Finkenauer: I passed my first bill in January. Last January.
All: What about you?
AOC: Do you guys have a Tik Tok?
All:
AOC: Scrubs🙄
AOC: I won ALL the votes because I'm awesome
NY14: A pretty girl knocked on my door twice
AOC: Socialism is sweeping the Bronx
NY14: She said something about health care
AOC: Crowley had to GO!
NY14: Crowley was up this year?
AOC: I'm busy leading a movement
NY14: See you in 2020
NY14: A pretty girl knocked on my door twice
AOC: Socialism is sweeping the Bronx
NY14: She said something about health care
AOC: Crowley had to GO!
NY14: Crowley was up this year?
AOC: I'm busy leading a movement
NY14: See you in 2020
AOC: We googled how to write legislation
Us: House Legislative Counsel can take your idea and do that
AOC: They're probably Establishment
Us:
AOC: Our bill has everything, who cares what GOP thinks
Us: Uh oh
Mitch: Heh
Senate Dems: Whew, that was close
AOC: I STUCK IT TO THE MAN
Us: House Legislative Counsel can take your idea and do that
AOC: They're probably Establishment
Us:
AOC: Our bill has everything, who cares what GOP thinks
Us: Uh oh
Mitch: Heh
Senate Dems: Whew, that was close
AOC: I STUCK IT TO THE MAN
And with no irony whatsoever, someone defends her by bringing up her social media 😂
Dems: Bernie candidates didn't win any seats in 2018
Bros: Ya-HUH! WHADABOUT AOC?
Dems: That doesn't count. It's a D-29.
Bros: ALL DISTRICTS MATTER
Dems: The candidate doesn't matter. Any Dem would win. It's moderates in swing districts we care about.
Bros: WHY DO YOU HATE WOC?
Bros: Ya-HUH! WHADABOUT AOC?
Dems: That doesn't count. It's a D-29.
Bros: ALL DISTRICTS MATTER
Dems: The candidate doesn't matter. Any Dem would win. It's moderates in swing districts we care about.
Bros: WHY DO YOU HATE WOC?
