Do not forget to mention the part where the directors of the bank flew out of the country...
Nyakundi intertwines his fingers and stretches as far as his hands can go as his knuckles crack loudly even though the noise from the rain hits the mabati rolling mills roof is deafening.
This is our big break
Nyakundi has been a Twitter TL parasite for very many years. Several of his accounts have been permanently banned on the app but he still finds a way to register a new account and run his extortion scams. He mostly makes KES 3K to 6K a week...
THIS IS OUR BIG BREAK! He shouts.
He stopped suddenly and took a huge gulp...
He screams as he turns towards the teak boardroom table at the far end of his expansive office.
Its a little after 1am, one of the gentlemen sitting on his table is a very well known criminal lawyer in Nairobi who handles all types of criminal cases on behalf
He slips out his $1,800 Bally loafer from both his feet and places them on the extra thick Persian rug that is spread beneath the boardroom table.
OHHH. He lets out a sigh of contentment.
Like I told you Amit, low level scammer.
These guys are fools. If you give them a 1 shilling coin Amit you are a fool too.
The lawyer scoffs at him. He is an old Kenyan of Indian origin who has been by Amit's side ever since he joined Victoria Bank in Kenya back in 1998.
He undoes his 12 year old tie which his daughter got for him from...
This my daughter is not Gujarati. Why he waste money like that??
I am not going to jail, he tells himself.
Amit Bhai, I tell you we negotiate with these people and make it go away. Vee cannot be caught up with all this dirty press nah. Finally, he speaks
This place is becoming the ghetto he says, as the lawyer stands by his side. When I came to Kenya over 20 years ago...
Leave it to me. Says the lawyer. I will handle it.
He hands them over to the lawyer who goes back and slips on his Bally loafers.
Good night guys and heads out to the designated parking in the basement
Tuende Kilimani kwa IGP please.
They jump in the ride and the V12 Bi-Turbo engine growls to life.
Drive fast ananisubiri.